Life in Utero

Well...its getting toward that time...
I'm almost done cooking in here, but I hear that Mom and Dad want me to make sure I wait to arrive...something about moving three days before I'm due. I don't totally understand but I'm going to do my best. Its just that its getting kinda tight in here and I've been putting my toes in Mom's ribs, which I think she might not like too much. Dad thinks its pretty funny though and he seems to like poking my bum if I stick it out too far. :)
Anyway, Mom just had a Venti Mocha Frappachino, and I've got the shakes...and I think I'm going to go run it off. Hmmmmm...Mom's bladder makes a nice soft running surface...